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I have a girlfriend now. What now, bitches? Pool, as we have established many time, your Genie-from-Aladdin schtick masks a deep inner pain. I talk about my pain all the time. Even so, you are good man, I guess. Join our glorious X-Union. We shall show you a better path to love and family.
Greetings, angry youth! Care to stop burning people? Behold my flashback! X-Men kill all the fucking time. Or are those Wolverine claws meant for anesthesia?
Is new rule we picked up between the last two or three reboots of continuity. X-Men do not kill now. Fifty thousand dollars please! I got one for you, too. Happy anniversary, baby. Open, open, open. Skee-Ball token. Our first date. That's genuine, high-grade lead. I'll keep it forever. Thank you, baby.
That's just the most beautiful thing that I've I don't know what this is. My IUD. A bomb? No, dick for brains. My birth control device.
What, you mean that your Baby factory's open for business. Oh, my God! I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other! And I want our kid to have only one name. Like Cher or Todd. You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy. Yes, I do. Let's watch some porn and show that bed who's boss. Let's do that. Can you hear me? Papa, can you see me? Does this song sound familiar to you?
Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl. So weird. Family was always an F-word to me. My pile of shit father took off and bailed. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. Look at me. You are not your father. I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.
But here's the thing, isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids Better than we used to be. You're a lot smarter than I look. I'm gonna go make dessert. You get the strap-on. Let's make a super baby. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.
What about Krystal? But with a "K"? It's too stripper-y. Kevin with a "K"! No, too stripper-y, too. Uh, Earl! He's gonna go straight to jail if we name him Earl. What about Bruce? Get down. I'm okay. Thank God I didn't have to use the cream cheese spreader. Baby, I'm so sorry. Papa, can you hear me? From Yentl? And nobody fucking realizes it. Go home. You've been here for three days, okay? You smell like somebody shit in a Civil War wound They should've just amputated it.
Why shit in it? Doesn't make any sense. I love Frozen. I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water. An ocean is water. More importantly, I liked her. I really liked her, you know? George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie. We still have Bowie. Shot after shot, it's not gonna change the fact that I think you're Are you pissing? Are you urinating right now? You're making the face that you make when you urinate.
There you go, Dopinder. If you want to be a contract killer Although I don't quite understand how they are at all similar. Well, they both have handles.
Now, leave me. Go home, Wade. I don't have a home, Weas, you know. I got a Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. According to the According to the Kubler-Ross model Jesus Christ, Buck! No more speaking lines for you. The hell you doin' here?
Don't you know how to knock?
I thought you saw me You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the The wall? The refrigerator? I'm in so much pain. I heard the news, sweetie. I'm very sorry. What am I gonna do, Al? Probably something terrible. Knowing you. It was my fault. I fucking did this. And all I wanna do is grab her and see her and tell her that I'm sorry, and I can't. She's gone. Sweetheart, can you speak up?
It's a little hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Now, look, sugar. You need to just keep living. Thank you Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure. Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it's so bad, we feel like we're dying. But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we?
And that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. You're absolutely right. I'm about to do something terrible. All caught up. You can't really live until you've died a little. Let's test that theory, shall we? Your crazy matches my crazy. Happy International Women's Day. Listen, I've been thinking a lot. About why we're so good together. I love you, Wade Wilson. Ness, there's something here. I can't get to you. Your heart's not in the right place.
Wait, hold on. What do you mean my heart's not in the right place? What does it I'm terribly sorry for your loss, Wade. You're broken.
Oh, God. I know that voice. You've been sleep for three days. I took the liberty of dressing you. No shit. Why can't I fucking die? Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. You need fresh start. With training, you can be X-Man. You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Man material. Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. What in the fuck knuckles is this? She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. I'm just surprised anyone would date you.
I like this guy. Give him a chance. It's great seeing you like this. Bye, Wade! Now, some ground rules while under our roof. No killing Label everything in refrigerator.
Don't try to chase me. I'm not ready to be touched again. All these elderly white men on the walls Should have brought my rape whistle. Those were already damaged after they fell there!
What am I supposed to do around here, anyway? Sit in a share circle, talk about my feelings? And how would I do that exactly? I said no touching! What the fuck? You'd think the studio would throw us a bone.
They can't just dust off one of the famous X-Men? How 'bout that putz with the giant pigeon wings? What do those do anyway, huh? Carry him three feet off the ground to snatch up the nearest muffin crumb? No, no, no! I am not X-Man material at all. First off I'm not even a virgin. Second and more I should have left you in the self-pitying mess I found you in.
But this is what friends do. They show up! Not when convenient or easy. When hard, and you always make it hard.
You are unwell. I'm sticking my neck out bringing you here. One of the assholes who killed Vanessa got away. Oh, Jesus Christ! Wade, whoever they are It was me. I'm the asshole who got away. I killed every last one of them, except me. Couldn't kill me. We were gonna start a family. We were, uh We were gonna be a family. Vanessa is gone. She's not coming back. This may not be family you want You have a good heart. It belongs here where it can grow.
About my heart? I think I'm in the right place. Hey, I was just taking Cerebro for a spin here This thing Yes, it is. We do. You do. You guys be safe out there. I'm sorry, what? You are ready.
That's a terrible idea, and it's gonna end badly. You wanna know how I know? I'll give you a hint. It's on my head and smells like Patrick Stewart. Be at the X-Jet in five. Live here at a breaking news situation at the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation.
A mutant boy is appearing to have some sort of an incident There are two police vehicles that are overturned. Stay back! A scene of absolute chaos here. Calm down. I'll burn you! You stay back! Get away from me! You wanna fucking die? And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving With what appears to be a trainee.
Everyone, calm down!
The pros are here. We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s.
So, respect. At ease, Officer. What are you doing? My job! You're the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. But here we are, trying to overcome our differences.
Like Beyonce says, "Please This is the fifth incident. This kid needs to be in the Ice Box, not here. Russell belongs in our care. Not in prison. I assure you Not getting a real "under control" vibe here, Marty. I'll ask the questions. Let me talk to the kid. You stay here with your weird, secret sex lips.
You wanna die? This kid's adorable. I don't know why I packed the hollow points. I'll burn your balls off! First day. I'm so nervous! Did you just say "hollow points"? Yeah, probably should've brought a Super Soaker. Hi, there! Stay back or Justin Bieber dies! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber. Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, let's not do whatever that is. Let's just talk! It's Russell, right? Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn? Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?
Definitely all the way up to the elbow. Come quietly, or there will be trouble. Just stand down! You're embarrassing me. Look, Fire I can't say it! I'm so sorry! Oh, shit! That fucking does it! Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! What was first rule? Label everything in the refrigerator! That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man. Look, I get it.
All right, you're scared. You got no family. I didn't have a family, either. You live in this dump. Guess what? I used to live in a shithole just like it. But you know something? To make matters worse Your body is going through some fiery changes. Too far? I went too far, didn't I? That was effervescent. Stay in school, kid.
Or don't. I didn't. And I'm an X-Man. Fuck it! Superhero landing coming up! Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck! That is so not practical. I could get used to this X-Man shit. Get a power restraint on him. Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya. What's that do? Power-dampening collar.
Shuts down all mutant abilities. You can't get it off. Unless you've got a grenade. Could've used one of those in the first act. Thank you! That was absolutely thrilling. True heroism in action. We are in your debt.